ADDAAGGAADDAAALLBBBALLBLBLBLBLBLBLB BYAAAAHHHH BUIWANNNA AROOOOO AROOOOOOOOO IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLP CHAVBOXLOL WHEN IN DOUBT. BURN SOMETHEN I LIKE TO BOOM HEADSHOT T3H NUBZ I PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO IRL. TOTALLY MY WORDS ARE LIKE A SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE CROTCH, UNBELIEVEBLY PAINFULL AND LIFE RUINING. I LIT A CHICKEN ON FIRE THE OTHER DAY. ONLY IT WASENT A CHICKEN IT WAS A MIDGET. AND IT WASENT FIRE IT WAS A KNIFE NOT SURE WHO IT WAS THO. I WAS TOLD THERE WASENT A MIDGET.. WHO DID I STAB!?!?!?!?!? DAVID HASSLEHOFF IS A DRUNK, OJ SIMPSON GOT PWNED IN JAIL THE REASON IM TYPING IN CAPS IS BECAUSE I LIKEZ TEH ASSERTS MAH AUTHORITAH SOO.... W;ALRGJKHASDL;FGHASDFLHGKSH LK ASS EBFKAHLFGHTOAERHTLOAH;RUAWEROTIUAWETOJHTOAAELRIJTHAI AWEIKLAWEHRKLAHWERLKJHAWELRHAWLERKHWKLRJVHKLJWEHGLKWEHAGLKWHGLHWYLJEARYEATJAERYHA54RYA EER YAERYAERYAERYAEYY THE END. ANY QUESTIONS?. THE FIRST 2 LINES WERE ACTUALLY SOMETHEN SMART IF U LEARNED SOMETHING FROM THIS LONG ASS FIRST LINE. U SHOULD GIVE UP ON LIFE RIGHT NAO
so uhhh...... u like cats? i like cats! i hate dogs. there stupid ass braindead wolfs wolfs are ok.. but dogs suck. in soviet russia computer types u. holy shit it does?!?!?! .......................WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!11111111!1 YEA I TOTALLY SUBSTITUTED ! FOR A 1. ZOIDBERG.
CAPTAINS LOG... I DUNNO WHAT DAY IT IS.. DOES IT F+++IN MATTEr? ANYWAAAAYYYSS i seem to have gotten hella bored and written the last few lines i thought htis notepate was soposed to be smart person sht. but i guess not. douchbag out.
I VOTED LOLICRAT HEIL GIMMLY CAPS CAPS THE MAGICAL BUTTON U PRESS IT AND ITS LIKE GETTING A MEGAPHONE AND YELLING IN SOMBODIES FACE WITH IT!
captain log... feb 10th 10:20 pm. i have lost my fuckin cock. but im getting everything else done. and IMA FIRIN MAH LAZURRR :()========================# BOOM!
MEIN KAMPF IN HEBREW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HEINRICH HIMMLER RUNNING THE NUREMBURG TRIALS LOL LA RIOTS FTW F*** WHITEY! lol censorship PARIS HILTON
WESLEY WILLIS>GOD HES PROLLY UP IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW MAKIN JESUS SUCK HIS DOGS DICK FTW! god damn. i just read all this after months of forgetting about it. my mind is fked up least im not charles manson ORAMI??? ZOMG I CANT W8 4 LEFT 4 DEAD 2 LOL NEW ORLEANS CHUCK NORRIS=WESLEY WILLIS DUDE OMGWTFLOLFAPFAPFAP
SO ONE DAY I WAS RIDING THE LIGHTNING (metallica ftw) AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A PUMA MOUNTED ON A BEAR CHARGED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I WUZ LIKE WHAT THE LAWL!?!?! THEN THE PUMA SPOKE AND HE SAID. "DOES U HAVE HOTPOCKETS" AND SAID FUCK NAH U NEVA GET MY HOTPOCKETS THEN HE SAID PLZZZZZZ AND I SAID OK. SO WE BOTH HAD HOTPOCKETS AND WENT OUR SEPERATE WAYS THEN WHEN HE LEFT THE HOUSE MY NEIGHBOR BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT WITH A SHOTGUN AND I WUZ LIKE OMG DUDE U KILLED HIM.....GOOD SHOT MAN! AND HE WAS LIKE. THANKS DUDE! TEH END!ALSO THERE WAS A BIKE WITH BARBWIRE ON THE SEAT
HAVE U EVER SAT DOWN REALY HARD AND FAST AND LANDED ON UR BALLSACK?! FUCK THAT HERTS GOD DAMN! I MEAN LIKE. IT FEEL LIKE UR LOWER STOMACH IS GONNA BURST. I BLAME KIETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LADY GAGA HAS A PENIS I SWEAR OMG POKER FACE POKE-HER-FACE EWWWWW LOL SHE WUZ RAISED CATHOLIC IS A HELL OF A DRUG.. -captain jizzle out.....thank god thats over. fuckin hell this stuff is hard to think of. oh shit its still typing FUCK!
CAPTAIN LOG.... WHO GIVES A FUCK I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN!^.^ THEY LOVE ME LONG TIME! IN OTHER NEWS TODAY L4D2 ARRIVED. ITS FAPTASTIC I LOVE IT OMG CHARGERS FTW MELEE FTW ELLIS FTW. ZOMBIE CLOWS FTWWW ITS LIKE SEX. ONLY IM HAVING IT. I ALSO GOT TEHHH FLU AND ITS FUCKIN ANOYIN BAHHH TMAN OUT
HOLY FUCK NEWS FLAShWTFLOLOL -jizzle out