Summa you'z 'Oomiez fink dat you'z shootaz iz killier dan you'z choppy fings. Uvvaz fink dat da stabby fings iz killier dan da shooty fings. 'Oo can make up deir mindz? Beein' a well fixy Mekboy an' stuff, and beein' a Luvva of bofe shooty and stabby fings, I'z made a revva-looshinary gun dat SHOOTS CHOPPAS! Dem's sharp choppaz too! Da bulletz 'az got wee stabby bits on da pointz, so dey let ya stab an' shoot fings at da same time! It's dooin' gud in faze one, but faze two makes da stabby bitz burny az well. I'z get back to ya when faze two'z dunn.
Gogrokk da Mek