Board Thread:Warhammer 40k General Discussion/@comment-108.20.7.134-20131202042330/@comment-6078851-20131209042209

addendum to my previous post: how i'd kill off angron.

he's waging war after being let off khorne's leash. on some planet (it doesn't matter where) khorne's followers are running rampant, and while the world is doomed the natives, or intervening imperials, are defending to the last.

angron's tally is in excess of 100,000 personal kills. his bloodlust is off the chart at this point and all his vaunted prowess has devolved into simply wading into the enemy/victims blindly. he then attepts to wade into one more, but lo and behold the apparently hapless victim sidsteps angron's blind charge and sticks out a foot....

in his bloodlust angron is unaware of the huge ravine he's been fighting next to, and with the timely interjection of a well placed foot, he stumbles over the lip and down he goes, a long and bumpy way down.

with him being a primarch, and a daemon primarch to boot, this fall isn't fatal but it does completey break both arms, both legs, and almost everything else. he isn't dead, not by a long shot, but he's in no condition to help himself.

khorne, being the omniscient god that he is, has kept an eye on angron during the invasion, and while he was impressed with angron's bloodletting he is less than happy with how easily he let himself be taken down. so unhappy with angron is he that he doesn't lift a finger/talon/claw to help him up from this predicament.

and so angron is left to wither at the bottom of a ravine on a newly christened daemon world of khorne. so unhappy is khorne that he lets angron slowly, oh so slowly, oh so very slowly starve to death. aah the ingominy, alas poor angron :)