Board Thread:Warhammer 40k General Discussion/@comment-7232811-20130617114423/@comment-7232811-20130629193714

Don't worry, here's the recipe for it:

Note: It is necessary for a sorcerer to be at hand while brewing the narcotic. Anyone else who attempts to do it will either find the results useless & inert, or have their brains sucked out through their ears if they try to do it single-handed.

Ingredients (makes ten kilos of warp-dust):

Eight horns from a bloodletter

Six pincers from a daemonette

Seven horns from a plaguebearer

Nine teeth from a pink horror

Eight litres of blood from a flesh hound of Khorne

Six litres of slime from a fiend of Slaanesh

Seven litres of pus from a beast of Nurgle

Nine litres of warpfire fuel from a flamer of Tzeentch

The brain of a psyker

The skull of an astropath

The third eye of a navigator

Method:

1: Grind up all the various horns, claws, bones & teeth. But keep them separate from each other until the later stages.

2: Mash up the psyker brain until it is as runny as porridge. Pour it into a large bowl.

3: Apply each of the various daemon liquids in the order listed above into the bowl, mixing them with the brains & each other until the result is one colour.

4: Heat the mixture to 200 degrees celcius with warpfire until it begins to bubble. Then leave it to simmer for ten minutes.

5: While the mixture is simmering, apply the powdered skull. If you have done it properly, the mixture's surface ought to combust into orange & yellow flames (i.e. the normal kind) that will continue to burn, but will not consume the mixture.

6: After the mixture has simmered, apply one tablespoon of each daemon powder, wait for ten seconds before you add the next spoon, until all the powder have been used up. Then apply the next powder in the list. If you have done it properly, adding the bloodletter horn should give a crimson flame, the daemonette claw should result in a purple/lilac flame, the plaguebearer horn ought to lead to a green/brown flame, & the horror teeth should result in an azure flame.

7: Drop the navigator eye into the mixture (extreme caution while carrying this procedure out is recommended). The mixture will begin to bubble VERY violently after this, & the instant it does so, you must bathe the bowl in warpfire until it begins to crack underneath the heat. Leave the smoke to settle for about an hour, & examine the contents of the bowl. There should be a pile of black, sand-sized particles at the bottom. This is the warpdust. Grind these up into a fine powder, & you are ready to snort it at your heart's content.