User blog comment:Algrim Whitefang/Warhammer 40K Humor - WH40K Commandments/@comment-3514402-20120430092215


 * Thou shalt not get a Sister intoxicated for thy own pleasures.


 * Thou shalt not spray paint thine power armour to make it look cool.


 * Thou shalt not attach nitroux oxide tanks to your Attack Bike or Land Speeder.


 * A flamer or melta is not to be used to cook the grox you found on the battlefield.


 * “He makes a funny noise” is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen.


 * Thou shalt not light lho-sticks near the Hellhounds.


 * Genestealers ARE NOT trying to rob you of your denim trousers.


 * Thou shalt not hide video links in the locker room of the Sisters's monastery.


 * Thou shalt not use insect repellent against Tyranids.


 * Thou shalt not "make bunny-ears" with thy fingers behind the Chaplain whilst he gives battle-orders.


 * The chaplain is not too preachy.


 * Thou shalt not play "no blinking" with Mephiston!


 * Thou shalt not play “Spin the Bottle” or "Truth or Dare" with the Sisters.


 * Lasguns don’t make cool disco lights for your party.


 * Thou shalt not use the Land Raider's sponson guns to perform a "drive-by".


 * The Land Raider is not a hotel room!


 * Thou shalt not put bananas in the commander's Land Raider's exhaust pipes.


 * Thou shalt not put "Ecstasy" in the punch when Battle Sisters arrive for a formal meeting with the Chapter's Authorities.


 * Thou shalt not ask a Sister if her armour isn't too small.