User blog comment:Algrim Whitefang/Warhammer 40K Humor - WH40K Commandments/@comment-1657156-20130422025409


 * Thou shalt not utter the heresy, "Man, Warhammer 40,000 is just a ripoff of Starcraft!"


 * Thou shalt not partake in the company of furries for they are the spawn of Slaanesh


 * Thou shalt not compare thine Lord Inquisitor to Principal Skinner unless it's really funny


 * Thou shalt not convene a coven of Slaaneshi cultists under the guise of an "LGBT Parade"


 * Thou shalt not complain incessantly of British spellings on the wiki even if it does eventually turn you gay


 * Thou shalt not command thine Sisters of Battle to engage multi-tentacled Champions of Slaanesh in close-quarters combat "just to see what happens"


 * Thou hast never seen any "tiny little bearded men with power weapons that seemed awfully squat"; it was all in your head


 * Thou shalt not ask Word Bearers about "their thoughts on abortion?"


 * Thou shalt not ask Ferrus Manus if he "ever has troubl-- [TRANSMISSION ENDED]