User blog comment:Algrim Whitefang/Warhammer 40K Humor - WH40K Commandments/@comment-7232811-20130701231112

Thou shalt not refer to Abaddon as 'Failbaddon'

Thou shalt not ask Vulkan if he is playing a game of hide & seek

Thou shalt never point out that Guilliman is merely snoring his head off while in the temple

Thou shalt not dare anyone to say 'I will not repent' to a Dark Angel

Thou shalt not make any connections between Warhammer 40k & Warhammer Fantasy

Thou shalt not look at any porn magazines that have been made by Slaanesh

Thou shalt never hook up with a Dark Eldar

Thou shalt not make the suggestion that Conrad Curze or Corax are emos

Thou shalt not accuse the Emperor of being a bad father (even if it's true)

Thou shalt not ever suggest to an ork 'get a driving license'

Thou shalt never make the suggestion that Blood Angels + Space Wolves = Twilight

Thou shalt purge anything that smacks of the heresy known as 'bronies'

Yes, I know these aren't that good, but they're all I can think of