Board Thread:Warhammer 40k Roleplay/@comment-8257990-20130917184649/@comment-203.100.3.250-20130918005801

(Fire Drake)

Hi guys, the reason America is always being invaded, is because they see themselves as the centre of the universe (why do you think so many Emperors Children were recuited on Terra from Merica and Franks), all probes sent into space declare America as the greatest power on Earth (funnily enough you guys have the biggest debts, pointless wars & constant meddling in the 'Useless Crap Market'.

It is also most likely to be in America, because the largest number of witches have been sighted there. Europe eradicated all of its, with the last witch trial held in WW2, America had the Salem witch hunt long after Europe had given up.

Additionally the amount of excess going on in America is more than that found in other countries. America has the richest men alive living there, and what we know about Slaaneshi daemons is that they love rich people.

Additionally, America is famous for being increasingly gungho, no offense, but you have the highest rate of civlian murders by shooting in the world, beating even Afghanistan. Seriously Queensland used to be like you (one could say still is) but Howard and tehe QLD libs forsook their popularity and installed gun control. There has not been a single gun related massacre since these changes were made in the late 90's.

See america, you are ripe for Chaos, but you are also their greatest threat, your faith in god and your nations superuiority means Daemons fear your presense.

Australians watch out, we've the highest amount of Uranium in the World, in WW3, were going to take the role of Poland.