Grotsnik

Mad Dok Grotsnik was a typical Goff Painboy until a Ork Boy named Ghazghkull Thraka entered his operating room, holding his brain in place with his hands. Grotsnik saw a great opportunity and quickly set to work. Several hours later, Ghazghkull left Grotnik's operating room with an adamantium skull. It is disputed whether the surgery triggered latent psychic powers, or whether Ghazghkull was just delusional, but within a week of claiming to communicate with the Ork Gods, Gork and Mork, he was Warboss of the tribe. Suddenly, a metallic skull was all the fashion among the Nobs and Grotsnik's services were in great demand. Unbeknowst to the recipients of the new skulls, embedded within each cranium was a device that exploded when triggered. Grotsnik kept a remote for each Nob that recieved the surgery, and if he offended Grotsnik, that Nob would come down with an unfortunate case of exploded head. Eventually, the Nobs caught on to Grotsnik's scheme, and planned a scheme of heir own. One night, Grotsnik was called to repair a disabled Deff Dread. When he arrived, the Dread sprang to life, pinning him down while the Nobs that had been recent customers of Grotsnik gathered close and laughed. The Deff Dread powered up its buzz saw and bit into Grotsnik's head. The Nobs left him there, broken and bleeding. Later that night, Grotsnik's Gretchin assistant's brought their master back to his operating room. They began to operate on Grotsnik in an attempt to revive him. During the night, one grot lost his lunch upon Grotsnik's open head and later, a spider crawled into a warm wet place; Grotsnik's head. Grotsnik died several times that night, but was brought back with an inventive use of a grot-prod. When Grotsnik awoke, he was utterly, absolutely, and completely mad. He set out into the Ork camp, cackling with glee that was punctuated by the heads of the tribe's top Nobs exploding. Since then, Grotsnik have been a practitioner of the most harebrained and dangerous surgeries, the most infamous being the "squig brain transfer". The only reason Grotsnik hasn't been killed by a vengeful customer is the protective patronage of Ghazghkull Tharaka.