User blog comment:Algrim Whitefang/Warhammer 40K Humor - WH40K Commandments/@comment-1621503-20121216104910

Thou shalt not send Angron, Kharn or any World Eater Anger Management pamphlets.

Thy combat knife is a gift from the Emperor himself; it is NOT to be used to trim toenails with.

Thou shalt not inquire if a Titan has a "veritech" mode.

Thou shalt not send Neophytes out to find oars for the battle barge.

Thou shalt not nap in Battle Cannons.

Thou shalt not use a Bane Wolf's, or any tank's, internal tankage to brew alcoholic beverages.

Thou shalt not lick laspack terminals to test charge levels.

Thou shalt not use melta packs to reheat food or beverages.

Thou shalt not ask Techpriests about mechadendrites, Battle Sisters and the lost Terran term "Hentai".

The Commisariat is your guide to remain pure in the face of the enemy. They are not 'dicks'.

Exterminatus is a measure of final resort. Do not request it if your Fortress-Monastery's lawn is a little long.

Thou shalt not shoot the Quartermaster without filling out the appropriate paperwork.

Thou shalt use appropriate nomenclature when calling in Imperial artillery strikes. "Somewhere over there" is not proper nomenclature.