Gork and Mork

"Sticks 'n' stones'll break my bones but mork'll kick yer teef in ya big bugger!" -Warlord Killboss facing off against a warhound titan.
The orkish gods, fathers of the Waaagh! and all round thugz. Gork is Brutal but kunnin' and Mork is Kunnin but Brutal, what more is there to say? look at them wrong and they'll kick yer teef in. Whilst Gork smashes you over the head with his huge spiked club Mork will give you a staggering low blow, demonstrating the Kunnin-ness and Brutailty of the Orkish gods. Stompas and Gargants are built in honour (and possible shape) of the two mighty gods.